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22 May 2008

Love You Long Time

Posted by Reggie under: 1. Beijing .

This is the fourth day with my fellow Chinateers.  To date, every moment of this trip has been marked by rich experiences via a busy itinerary.  As a result, I decided to leave my fellow travelers to seek a restorative measure. So, I decided to return to our hotel for a full body massage.

The Holiday Inn Spa had a limited massage menu of 4 available services (Thai, Traditional, Back, Hand and Foot).  However, the clerk guaranteed that I would be very happy with their service and it would be performed in the privacy of my room.

I proceeded to my room in anticipation of a 90 minute Thai massage.  Minutes later, my masseuse Lilly, knocked at my door.  She was a petite and very attractive young woman who spoke broken English.  At first, she appeared bashful. She blushed as I undressed down to my underwear.

She began my massage on my bed, as I laid on my stomach.  I felt her skills were mediocre at best. Then, Lilly offered me, what she thought, was a better one. She said, “you give me tip and I play with this (penis).” I declined politely.  Nevertheless, she proceeded with her massage as she straddled my buttocks.  At this point, she decided to take out the body oil and began rubbing it over my body.  Suddenly, she stopped and said, “You wait moment.” So, I kept my eyes closed as I focused on the soothing music.

She remounted my buttocks.  However, she felt different. There was a moment of silence.  I turned my head to realize that she was nude.  I remarked, “that really isn’t necessary.” She said smiling, “I no want oil on me…understand?” “Barking up the wrong tree,” is such an understatement.

I felt her unabated determination to complete a cash and carnal transaction. She continued my massage and intermittently, proposed more if I promised to tip her generously. I chuckled and declined.  Forty minutes later, I began to get worried that Andrew, an avid photographer, would walk in and capture this encounter for our blog. To this end I said,  “Honey you can put to your clothes on now.”  She left disappointed.

Seconds later, the boys arrived.  Zach denoted her lingering perfume, so I explained what had happened. Later that night, my Chinateers were speaking with our guest relations representative and asked for a recommendation for a good massage establishment.

I asked him what he thought about his hotel spa services. His response was, “The massages here no good…only good for “some” men. I looked at Andrew and Zach and we laughed hysterically.

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